你的魚其實正在對你的水草造景評頭論足。 現在你終於拿到證據了。
貼著魚缸玻璃按下快門。SimpFish使用25層景深連拍消除反光、定格衝刺魚兒，在手機端辨識魚種，並寫下牠腦海中充滿優越感的刻薄獨白。
Snap. Scrub. Judged.
Point your camera at the tank. Tap the shutter. Now you have a tack-sharp photo of your fish and a glowing thought bubble explaining why it hates your filter outflow. That is the whole app (apart from the rest of it).
Freeze the begging swarm
The second you walk up to the tank, your guppies rush the front glass to beg for flakes two centimeters from your lens. Standard iPhone 1× cameras cannot focus closer than 20cm. Tap ✿ Macro for 2cm focus, or fire a 25-shot focus sweep into the deep tank at 1/180s.
Scrub to the sharpest eyeball
In aquarium photography, if the tail fin is sharp, the eye is a blur. SimpFish scores every frame on the Apple Neural Engine and pins ✨ AI #1 on the crispest shot. Drag the Depth Scrubber from Front Glass to Deep Tank to inspect every millimeter yourself.
Roll a name and roast your tank
Tap 🎲 Famous Name for Gill Clinton or Swim Shady, or 🎲 Stupid Name for Barnaby the Glutton. Pick a mood tag like 🤪 DERP, 🫧 ZERO THOUGHTS, or 🍤 FOOD GREMLIN, and export a 4K card or 60 FPS TikTok Reel.
What is going on behind those unblinking eyes?
Pick a tank inmate below. Hit 🎲 Reroll Thought or 🎲 Roll Fish Name to test the on-device comedy engine right in your browser.
"Why does the filter have a filter-matic crush on my neon fin? Also I have not eaten in forty-seven years. Drop the flake."
Ate bloodworms three minutes ago. Convinced it will perish of malnutrition before dinner.
Why your $1,200 iPhone takes $2 photos of your $200 fish.
You spent a small fortune on low-iron rimless glass, CO2 injection, and imported Bucephalandra. Yet every photo in your camera roll is a radioactive green blur swimming past a crystal-clear reflection of your grey sweatpants.
Default Camera & $40/yr Scanners
Why It Fails- 1. The 20cm Guppy Begging Wall
- Walk within six feet of your tank and every guppy, platy, and betta rushes the front glass to beg for food 2 to 5cm from your phone. The standard iPhone 1× lens cannot focus closer than 20cm, turning your fish into an out-of-focus blob.
- 2. Smart HDR Fin Ghosting
- Apple Photonic Engine fuses multiple slow exposures together. That works for a parked car, not a neon tetra darting behind Java fern at Mach 2.
- 3. The Sweatpants Mirror & Reef Blue Soup
- Room lamps turn flat aquarium glass into a mirror, while 450nm royal blue reef LEDs overload the CMOS sensor into a washed-out purple haze.
- 4. "Congrats on Your Atlantic Salmon"
- Generic cloud scanner apps upload your living room to a remote server, make you wait four seconds, call your freshwater Betta splendens a wild Atlantic salmon, and demand $39.99/year.
SimpFish Aquarium Optics Pipeline
Built for Tank GlassPress right against the glass
Locks the ultra-wide macro autofocus system down to 2 centimeters so begging guppies, shrimp eyes, and glass-surfing corydoras come out tack-sharp. Plus, touching the rubber phone case to the glass blocks room reflections.
Sweep the whole water column
Fires an 8, 15, 25, or 40-shot burst while sweeping lens focus from the front pane into the back stem plants. Our 20-slice+ manual depth scrubber and ✨ AI #1 pin let you pick the exact frame where the eyeball sparkles.
Kill reflections & reef blue blowout
CoreImage polarized de-glare strips away room haze, while our computational Actinic De-Blue digital orange filter balances 450nm royal blue reef LEDs so coral fluorescence pops without clip-on plastic lenses.
4 viral social video modes
Turn any burst into a 60 FPS vertical video with animated speech bubbles tracking your fish across the tank. Choose Majestic vs Derp 🤪, Hyper Zoom Loop 🔁, Slow-Mo, or Classic.
Pay $0 forever. Or $4.99 once. Never rent a camera app.
Other fish scanner apps charge $39.99 every year because they upload your photos to cloud servers. SimpFish runs 100% on your iPhone Neural Engine with no subscription required. Our server bill is $0.00, so you never pay a recurring fee.
小心訂閱收費陷阱
把你家客廳背景上傳到遠端伺服器，把基礎功能鎖在續費牆後，還經常把孔雀魚認成鯉魚。
- ✕ 每年自動續訂扣款 39.99 美元
- ✕ 魚一靠近玻璃，普通相機 1x 鏡頭就會徹底失焦模糊
- ✕ 沒有景深分層，也無法消除魚缸玻璃反光
- ✕ 沒有魚兒內心獨白、無厘頭命名與影片功能
- ✕ 強制連網並上傳個人照片至雲端
SimpFish 免費版
沒有3天自動扣款陷阱，無需註冊帳號。下載後對準魚缸，10秒內立即開始吐槽你的魚。
- ✓ 無限次 8、15、25 張高速連拍合成
- ✓ 25 層景深微調滑桿 + ✨ AI 最佳幀推薦
- ✓ 無限制本機離線魚種辨識與固定魚種功能
- ✓ 無限制產生搞笑毒舌獨白與搞怪魚名
- ✓ 15 種情緒標籤、5 種氣泡樣式與偏光防反光濾鏡
- ✓ 兩步驟快速匯出分享卡片（含精緻浮水印）
SimpFish Pro
比一罐魚飼料或一份莫斯水草還便宜。支援 Apple 家人共享，解鎖完整工作室功能。
- ★ 去除所有浮水印: 適合分享至 Instagram、Reddit 與列印的 4K 純淨畫質
- ★ 60 幀 TikTok / Reels 工作室: 魚兒動態追蹤氣泡 + 4 種社群影片模式
- ★ ★ 2cm 超近微距: 超廣角微距自動對焦，專治貼在玻璃上討食的魚
- ★ 40 層深度堆疊: 從缸前玻璃一直清晰貫穿到缸底背景水草
- ★ 家人共享 ✓ 最多與 5 位家庭成員免費共享
Questions from fellow fish nerds.
How the 25/40-slice depth scrubber works, why 2cm macro matters for begging livebearers, and why there is no subscription.
SimpFish 是如何消除魚缸玻璃反光與雜亂倒影的？ ↓
SimpFish 辨識魚種需要強制付費訂閱嗎？ ↓
裝置端 AI 是如何在離線狀態下辨識魚種的？ ↓
SimpFish 會產生什麼樣的魚兒心聲與人設？ ↓
為什麼一般的智慧型手機相機拍不好魚缸裡的魚？ ↓
SimpFish 能辨識海水珊瑚以及稀有的慈鯛變異品種嗎？ ↓
SimpFish 如何解決海水珊瑚缸強藍光 LED 過曝發紫的問題？ ↓
我的魚缸相片與隱私資料安全嗎？ ↓
如何匯出魚兒表情包並分享到社群平台？ ↓
我可以修改或者重新產生魚兒的心聲獨白嗎？ ↓
執行 SimpFish 需要什麼樣的 iPhone 硬體和系統版本？ ↓
SimpFish 與 Picture Fish 或釣魚類軟體相比有何優勢？ ↓
別再用模糊不清的照片委屈你珍貴的好魚了。
免費下載 SimpFish。定格討食魚群，滑動 40 層景深，看你的鬥魚又在背地裡盤算那隻神秘螺。